Reblogged from eeriebones
That Thing You Said To That Girl That One Time
It was a weird thing you said, wasn't it?
this is a follower appreciation post because if you think about it when 1 person follows you it’s not just a number it’s like a whole real person who breathes and eats and hits its pinky toe into furniture i mean it has legs and everything DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IT IS
(via keriancal)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via mitten-romney)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
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Jade got me a skeleton from the Halloween Store that I’ve hung near my window, and having an audience for my monologues is cathartic almost to the point of being a spiritual experience.
you terrified the 5 y/o from across the street he thinks im a murderer now
(Source: thebuffster, via aqarfield)
Taylor Swift + Being her HBIC self at Billboard Music Awards 2013
(via renlysbaratheon)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me :D
(via painlessliving)
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
(via callieohpeee)
A Homestuck AU in which Karkat owns a butter substitute company called ‘GUESS WHAT FUCKER! THIS AIN’T BUTTER’
I’ve been laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes.
(via keriancal)
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
i do this with queer people in unfamiliar environments
(via ferns-and-such)
have you ever cried over a character
i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”
no
i mean
have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried
because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better
because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
(via neuronsandneutrons)
